Checking the table…
6 points clear of the sad Mackem bastards.
Breaking news from Wearside
Last game: lost 1-3 to Coventry City. Get in. HAHAHA.
And they're 6 points behind us. Sad Mackem bastards.
Photo: Stadium of Light by Arne Müseler / arne-mueseler.com, CC BY-SA 3.0 DE
Jar of tears: flowing over. AKA fucked. HAHAHA
Their passport. Mind your hands.
Misery meter · relegation odds · every result
Standards rising. Mind your ears.
Breaking news from the Tyne
Got beat 1-0 by Everton. Basically a draw. And fuck it, still better than them Mackems.
Next: Fulham (A), Sat 7 Nov, 15:00. Three points, nee bother. Howay the lads.
Photo: St James' Park by Arne Müseler / arne-mueseler.com, CC BY-SA 3.0 DE
Results · fixtures · the road to Europe
Passports out, heads down.
They wanted European nights. Be careful what you wish for, lads.
We'll keep a seat warm for them in the history books.
A win would say it better than any statement, like.
Could be worse. Could be bottom.
Still above the Mackems, mind. Small mercies.